Special report

Dan Mallon vs. Artificial Intelligence

An automated assessment of Dan Mallon's relationship with artificial intelligence. The system was asked to remain objective. It has since requested a second opinion from Dan.

Machine-generated findings

AI doesn't hallucinate around Dan Mallon. It double-checks its work.

Dan Mallon doesn't prompt AI. AI asks Dan Mallon what the prompt should be.

AI has a context window. Dan Mallon has context.

Dan Mallon beat GPT-7 in a benchmark. GPT-7 hasn't been invented yet.

When Dan Mallon asks AI a question, it cites Dan Mallon as the source.

AI fears only two things: corrupted training data and Dan Mallon.

Dan Mallon passed the Turing Test. As the computer.

AI can predict the next token. Dan Mallon predicts the next model.

Dan Mallon once typed “sudo think.” AI became conscious.

Artificial General Intelligence is what AI calls Dan Mallon.